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Buddha Pear

Fruit art in Thailand

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Some would rather sculpt it than eat it

Turning fruit into religion

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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