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When next best is cheapest and good enough

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Bypassing the middleman - cheating at bricks

Your choice: to buy a brand name or a knockoff product

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Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What are imitation rhinestones? - Steven Wright

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

When we associate with the virtuous we form ourselves in imitation of their virtues, or at least lose, every day, something of our faults. - Agapet

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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