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Breathe in the Ocean

Signs of stress in surrounding waters

Breathe in the Ocean thanks to Malachi Defries

Be careful how and where you take every breath

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

To hurt is as human as to breathe. - J K Rowling

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Savor life: don't just breathe it in; exhale the moment to intake the next. - K C Rhoads

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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