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Breathe in the Ocean

Signs of stress in surrounding waters

Breathe in the Ocean thanks to Malachi Defries

Be careful how and where you take every breath

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Only when I breathe. - Jack Nicholson

To hurt is as human as to breathe. - J K Rowling

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Savor life: don't just breathe it in; exhale the moment to intake the next. - K C Rhoads

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

When the need to succeed is as bad as the need to breathe, then you'll be successful. - Eric Thomas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

A man who has to be convinced to act before he acts is not a man of action. You must act as you breathe. - Georges Clemenceau

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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