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Breathe in the Ocean

Signs of stress in surrounding waters

Breathe in the Ocean thanks to Malachi Defries

Be careful how and where you take every breath

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Only when I breathe. - Jack Nicholson

To hurt is as human as to breathe. - J K Rowling

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Savor life: don't just breathe it in; exhale the moment to intake the next. - K C Rhoads

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

A man who has to be convinced to act before he acts is not a man of action. You must act as you breathe. - Georges Clemenceau

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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