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Brain Logic

Head games - giving your brain a workout

Brain Logic thanks to Roy Taylor

Logic puzzles that can be solved by deduction

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Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

My brain has too many tabs open. - Unknown

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Sex on the brain is the wrong place to have it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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