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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Mediocrity can talk; but it is for genius to observe. - Benjamin Disraeli

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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