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It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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