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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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