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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi


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