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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset


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