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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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