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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon


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