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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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