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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker


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