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Book Complaints thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

When I want to read a book, I write one. - Benjamin Disraeli

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C S Lewis

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. - Fred Allen

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott


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