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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it. - Unknown

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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