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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I read the newspapers avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction. - Aneurin Bevan

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it. - Russell Lynes

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Stalin didn't write any memoirs. He was too secretive. He was afraid people might read them. - Jonathan Lynn

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein


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