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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. - J.D. Salinger

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

One of the best ways to expand his horizon is through a regular reading program. - John F Kennedy

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. - Dorothy Parker

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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