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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. - Dorothy Parker

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

The highest and most beautiful things in life are not to be heard about, nor read about, nor seen but, if one will, are to be lived. - Soren Kierkegaard

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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