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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

The price of purity is purists. - Calvin Trillin

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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