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Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Every novel should have a beginning, a muddle, and an end. - Peter De Vries

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve. - David Sedaris

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance. - Atwood H Townsend

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill


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