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Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust. - Oscar Wilde

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it. - Russell Lynes

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Stalin didn't write any memoirs. He was too secretive. He was afraid people might read them. - Jonathan Lynn

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

Devices are not dangerous for literature. People can be dangerous for literature. People, for example, who do not read. - Laszlo Krasznahorkai

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle


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