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Book Carvings

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac. - Archie Bunker

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

Every novel should have a beginning, a muddle, and an end. - Peter De Vries

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it. - Unknown

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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