QuotaBillsRecipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
Afternoon Snack: The pause that refleshes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." - Claude Pepper