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Boat Safety

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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