Black Sheep Friday
Black Friday Doorbusters - lowest prices and best deals abound
Let the Midnight Madness Black Friday sales begin!
QuotaBillsNever trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles
Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin
Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb
Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson
It is the resurrection that makes Good Friday good. - Ravi Zacharias
A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin
He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb
Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noel Coward
A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller
The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown
Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay
Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com