Black Sheep Friday

Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday - Archie Bunker

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the resurrection that makes Good Friday good. - Ravi Zacharias

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noel Coward

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com