Black Sheep Friday

Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday - Archie Bunker

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the resurrection that makes Good Friday good. - Ravi Zacharias

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noel Coward

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com