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Black Sheep Friday

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Black Sheep Friday thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Let the Midnight Madness Black Friday sales begin!

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Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

It is the resurrection that makes Good Friday good. - Ravi Zacharias

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noel Coward

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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