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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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