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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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