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All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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