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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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