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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

The finest of pleasures are always the unexpected ones. - Erin Morgenstern

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect. - Oscar Wilde

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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