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Better Start In Life

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Better Start In Life thanks to Mike King

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Life is not for everyone. - Michael O'Donoghue

life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

Life itself is the proper binge. - Julia Child

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

All some people expect in life is a fair advantage. - Unknown

Night is the other half of life, and the better half. - Johann Wolfgange Von Goether

The measure of a life is not its duration but its donation. - Corrie Ten Boom

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life? - Harvey Fierstein

It was my ambition all of my life to be master of the spoken word. - Winston Churchill

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

You make a living by what you earn; you make a life by what you give. - Unknown

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life. - Fidel Castro

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

Adjustments are necessary along the way because life isn't always rosy, but it is always worth living. - Nick Vujicic

When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. - Reese Witherspoon

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell


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