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Better Start In Life

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Better Start In Life thanks to Mike King

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Life is not for everyone. - Michael O'Donoghue

Life is a lot like skateboarding. - Lil Wayne

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

It's not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts. - Brian White

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage. - Benjamin Disraeli

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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