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Better Start In Life

How soon is too soon to start baby on soda pop?

Better Start In Life thanks to Mike King

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American Soda Pop Board guarantees lifetime of happiness
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Trifles make the sum of life. - Charles Dickens

Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

The best things in life are silly. - Scott Adams

An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. - Grandma Defries

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. - Abraham Lincoln

Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I had realized it sooner. - Colette

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. - Vladimir Nabokov

As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Seneca

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life as though it were thy last. - Aristotle

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott


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