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Better Start In Life

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Better Start In Life thanks to Mike King

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A writer's life is the ideal life. - P G Wodehouse

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is one long process of getting tired. - Samuel Butler

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. - Ellen Glasgow

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change and all patterns alter. - Susan Salzberg

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. - Lou Erickso

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them. - Dalai Lama

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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