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Better Start In Life

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Better Start In Life thanks to Mike King

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

A man's deeds are his life. - African Saying

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

A life without cause is a life without effect. - Barbarella

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life? - Harvey Fierstein

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

Somehow, throughout much of life, being old seems to be something that happens to other people. - Maggie Scarf

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

Everyone has the potential to live a fulfilling life. The difference lies in how we look at things. - Vishal Pandey

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins


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