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Best Kind Of Antique

I'm looking for something that's not really too old...

Best Kind Of Antique thanks to Keith Blake

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You're never too old to become younger. - Mae West

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

There are so few who can grow old with a good grace. - Richard Steele

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

That letter's too old! What I mean to say - it's subspired. - Archie Bunker

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

I am an old man and have known many troubles, but most of them never happened. - Mark Twain

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker

If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself. - Albert Einstein

We shall return to proven ways - not because they are old, but because they are true. - Barry Goldwater

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it. - Patrick Moore

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

You're only as old as you feel is a refrain one hears enough that it must have some truth to it, though your oncologist might disagree. - Edward Hoagland

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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