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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible. - Irene M Selznick

You are never too old to be what you might have been. - George Eliot

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P Adams

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Old age takes away what we've inherited and gives us what we've earned. - Gerald Brenan

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it. - Unknown

A two-year old is kind of like a blender, but you don't have any top for it. - Jerry Seinfeld

Getting old is a fascinating thing. The older you get, the older you want to get. - Keith Richards

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

We shall return to proven ways - not because they are old, but because they are true. - Barry Goldwater

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young. - Paul Dickson

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

Each new chapter of our lives requests an old part of us to fall and a new part of us to rise. - Jenna Galbut

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To be astonished is one of the surest ways of not growing old too quickly. - Colette


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