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Best Kind Of Antique

I'm looking for something that's not really too old...

Best Kind Of Antique thanks to Keith Blake

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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

You're never too old to grow younger. - Mae West

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year. - Cicero

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

No one grows old by living - only by losing interest in living. - Marie Ray

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

That letter's too old! What I mean to say - it's subspired. - Archie Bunker

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

I wouldn't mind being called middle-aged if only I knew a few more hundred-year-old people. - Dean Martin

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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