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Best Kind Of Antique

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The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

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Withdraw into yourself, perceive there a silence as old as being, even older. - Emil Cioran

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. - American Proverb

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. - Jerry Seinfeld

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

I refused to go on 'Grumpy Old Men.' I said, 'If I go on, I will be grumpy about grumpy old men.' - Stephen Fry

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner


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