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The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

Ireland is the old sow that eats her farrow. - James Joyce

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Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom. - Ruth Gordon

No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year. - Cicero

The awful thing about getting old is that you stay young inside. - Jean Cocteau

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P Adams

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are. - Cary Grant

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

When people ask me how old I am, I tell them I'm 39 - with 25 years of experience. - Chuck Norris

When we grow old, there can only be one regret: not to have given enough of ourselves. - Eleonora Duse

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. - John Hodgman

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Once you've accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you're too old to remember it. - Unknown

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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