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Best Kind Of Antique

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

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None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore

I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp

To select well among old things, is almost equal to inventing new ones. - Nicholas Charles Trublet

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. - John Hodgman

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Each new chapter of our lives requests an old part of us to fall and a new part of us to rise. - Jenna Galbut

Somehow, throughout much of life, being old seems to be something that happens to other people. - Maggie Scarf

By the time you're 80 years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

The only thing that has ever made me feel old is those few times where I allow myself to be predictable. - Carlos Santana

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast! - Dr. Seuss

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it. - Patrick Moore

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. - Anne Bancroft

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

They just wanna get rid of us old guys over 50 that's all, and put us out to pasture. Well I ain't ready to be pasteurized! - Archie Bunker

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

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