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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

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My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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