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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist. - Franz Liszt

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce


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