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Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

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If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Bach Chorale: The place behind the barn where you keep the horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

We estimate - and this isn't an estimation - that Greta Waitz is eighty seconds behind. - David Coleman

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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