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Behind every setback is an opportunity. - Unknown

He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Bach Chorale: The place behind the barn where you keep the horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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