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He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We estimate - and this isn't an estimation - that Greta Waitz is eighty seconds behind. - David Coleman

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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