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He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Oh the things you can find, if you don't stay behind! - Dr. Seuss

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We estimate - and this isn't an estimation - that Greta Waitz is eighty seconds behind. - David Coleman

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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