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Behind every setback is an opportunity. - Unknown

He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Oh the things you can find, if you don't stay behind! - Dr. Seuss

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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