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Behind every setback is an opportunity. - Unknown

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We estimate - and this isn't an estimation - that Greta Waitz is eighty seconds behind. - David Coleman

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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