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Behind every setback is an opportunity. - Unknown

He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Oh the things you can find, if you don't stay behind! - Dr. Seuss

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind. - C S Lewis

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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