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There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Oh the things you can find, if you don't stay behind! - Dr. Seuss

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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