QuotaBillsSports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell
Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden
Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown
When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura
To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope. - Camille Paglia
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen
I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng
The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain
In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves
I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford
Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken
Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez
If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London
Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi
Every gentleman plays billiards, but someone who plays billiards too well, is no gentleman. - Thomas Jefferson
Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway
Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli
The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater
The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies
The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers
His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting. - Jennifer Harrison
Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio