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Becoming A Cop

Career decision made with lots of dough in mind

Becoming A Cop thanks to Jim Serritella

The moment that Little Johnny made his big decision

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Donut give up. - Homer Simpson

You had me at donut. - Unknown

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

My breasts have a career of their own. Theirs is going better. - Jennifer L Hewitt

Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. - C S Lewis

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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