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Becoming A Cop

Career decision made with lots of dough in mind

Becoming A Cop thanks to Jim Serritella

The moment that Little Johnny made his big decision

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Donut give up. - Homer Simpson

But first, donuts. - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. - C S Lewis

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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