Becoming A Cop

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5. - Unknown

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. - C S Lewis

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry