Becoming A Cop

Donut give up. - Homer Simpson

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5. - Unknown

Death is very often referred to as a good career move. - Buddy Holly

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

My breasts have a career of their own. Theirs is going better. - Jennifer L Hewitt

Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Should not a career be something splendid, wonderful, spectacular or, at the very least, something varied and exciting? - Lucy Maud Montgomery

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh