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Becoming A Cop

Career decision made with lots of dough in mind

Becoming A Cop thanks to Jim Serritella

The moment that Little Johnny made his big decision

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

My breasts have a career of their own. Theirs is going better. - Jennifer L Hewitt

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Should not a career be something splendid, wonderful, spectacular or, at the very least, something varied and exciting? - Lucy Maud Montgomery

The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. - C S Lewis

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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