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Becoming A Cop

Career decision made with lots of dough in mind

Becoming A Cop thanks to Jim Serritella

The moment that Little Johnny made his big decision

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Donut give up. - Homer Simpson

You had me at donut. - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

My breasts have a career of their own. Theirs is going better. - Jennifer L Hewitt

Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Should not a career be something splendid, wonderful, spectacular or, at the very least, something varied and exciting? - Lucy Maud Montgomery

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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