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Becoming A Cop

Career decision made with lots of dough in mind

Becoming A Cop thanks to Jim Serritella

The moment that Little Johnny made his big decision

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You had me at donut. - Unknown

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Should not a career be something splendid, wonderful, spectacular or, at the very least, something varied and exciting? - Lucy Maud Montgomery

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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