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Beach Breakfast

Dinner at low tide to enjoy the scenic waterfront

Beach Breakfast thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Reusable couches and dishes are cleaned at high tide

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Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The lowest ebb is the turn of the tide. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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