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Beach Breakfast

Dinner at low tide to enjoy the scenic waterfront

Beach Breakfast thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Reusable couches and dishes are cleaned at high tide

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Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Every tide that rises also falls. - Max Lucado

The lowest ebb is the turn of the tide. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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