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Balloon Bridge

A bridge that finally made it off the drawing board

Balloon Bridge thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Helium Lake was a popular spot for lost tourists

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. - Winnie the Pooh

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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