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Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Life didn't promise to be wonderful. - Teddy Pendergrass

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is the biggest bargain - we get it for nothing. - Yiddish Proverb

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

I beg you to believe that life is not a process, it's a drama. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence. - Aristotle

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Nothing in life is quite as important as you think it is while you're thinking about it. - Daniel Kahneman

There are two things in life that cannot wait: fulfilling filial piety and doing good deeds. - Unknown

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Life is full of screwups. You're supposed to fail sometimes. It's a required part of the human existence. - Sarah Dessen

If you plan on being anything less than you are capable of being, you will probably be unhappy all the days of your life. - Abraham Maslow

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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