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Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

I beg you to believe that life is not a process, it's a drama. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our controls. - Gerald Jampolsky

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice you give others. - Amish Saying

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. - Sid Caesar

Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange

No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. - Ellen Glasgow

Instructions for living a life: Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it. - Mary Oliver

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves come when life seems most challenging. - Joseph Campbell

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

Stories are the creative conversion of life itself into a more powerful, clearer, more meaningful experience. They are the currency of human contact. - Robert McKee

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