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Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Problems are the normal state of life. - Charlie Jones

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Life is one long process of getting tired. - Samuel Butler

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

What is drama after all, but life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

People come and go in your life, but the right ones will always stay. - Unknown

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith


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