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Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. - Shirley Conran

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Life is the biggest bargain - we get it for nothing. - Yiddish Proverb

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. - Gelett Burgess

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

He never wanted to be away from her. She had the spark of life. - Alice Munro

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Never give up. Expect only the best from life and take action to get it. - Catherine Pulsifer

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

What happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates. - T S Eliot

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

We do not know what to do with this short life, yet we yearn for another that will be eternal. - Anatole France

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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