Balanced Family Life

Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma

Life is not for everyone. - Michael O'Donoghue

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

My life may not be perfect, but my lashes are! - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Life can show up no other way than that way in which you perceive it. - Neale D Walsch

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I am come that they might have life, and that they have it more abundantly. - John 10:10

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You are the CEO of your life. Some people need to be hired and some need to be fired. - Robert Downey Jr.

What happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates. - T S Eliot

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

Man should not ask what the meaning of his life is, but rather he must recognize that it is he who is asked. - Viktor Frankl

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

If you want something out of life you have to go out there and get it, because it is not just going to be given to you. - Kelvin Waites

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com