Bacon My Heart

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock