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Bacon Is Life

Which bacon came first?

Bacon Is Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

An eggsellent race!

Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. - D.H. Lawrence

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

'The Little Mermaid' changed my life. - Jodi Benson

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Don't let making a living prevent you from making a life. - John Wooden

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

The man who has no inner life is the slave of his surroundings. - Henri Amiel

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. - Ron White

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. - Sid Caesar

If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. - Eleanor Roosevelt

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Somehow, throughout much of life, being old seems to be something that happens to other people. - Maggie Scarf

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus

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