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Bacon Is Life

Which bacon came first?

Bacon Is Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

An eggsellent race!

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Anything for a quiet life. - Thomas Middleton

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself. - Thales

The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks. - Voltaire

Too many times in life we see a need but hesitate to act on it. - Joe Segal

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day. - Alexander Woollcott

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. - Kevin Kruse

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

A spouse or partner should enhance your life, not be your life; your life is your own. - Sukhi Burgen

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

We become happier, much happier, when we realize life is an opportunity rather than an obligation. - Mary Augustine

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

It is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do, that makes life blessed. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. - Victor Hugo

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain


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