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Bacon Is Life

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Bacon Is Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated. - Confucius

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

The monotony and solitude of a quiet life stimulates the creative mind. - Albert Einstein

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

There is only one failure in life possible, and that is not to be true to the best one knows. - George Eliot

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

Adjustments are necessary along the way because life isn't always rosy, but it is always worth living. - Nick Vujicic

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That's the day we truly grow up. - John C Maxwell

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

The loneliest moment in life is when you have just experienced that which you thought would deliver the ultimate, and it has let you down. - Ravi Zacharias


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