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Bacon Is Life

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Bacon Is Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

A life without cause is a life without effect. - Barbarella

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. - Karen Horney

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. - Richard Neville

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is. - Margaret Mitchell

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau


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