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Backyard Roller Coaster

Amazing what one can do with twisted scrap pieces of steel

Backyard Roller Coaster thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Still motion photography: Bubba's still where he started from

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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