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Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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