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Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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