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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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