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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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