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Best of the Classical Arc-ives

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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young. - Paul Dickson

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

The hookeries and massageries - the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra. - Archie Bunker

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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