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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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