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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

And all may do what has by man been done. - Edward Young

Trustworthy: What you call a handcuffed man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

A man should always consider how much he has more than he wants. - Joseph Addison

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good. - C S Lewis

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits. - Richard M Nixon

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

A man is selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor's. - Richard Whately

Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt. - Eric Sevareid

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail. - Napoleon Hill

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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