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What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Sir Francis Bacon

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Few of us can stand prosperity - another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Anything that man says, you've got to take with a dose of salts. - Samuel Goldwyn

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away. - Charles Schwab

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing. - Socrates

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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