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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Two monsoons are the age of a man. - Bombay Proverb

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Every man must get to heaven his own way. - Frederick the Great

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose. - Baltasar Gracian

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

As a moth gnaws a garment, so doth envy consume a man. - Saint John Chrysostom

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. - Robert Frost

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

Nobody holds a good opinion of a man who holds a low opinion of himself. - Anthony Trollope

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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