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Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

The older a man grows the faster he could run as a boy. - Red Smith

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The poor man is not he who is without a cent, but he who is without a dream. - Harry Kemp

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness. - Billy Graham

A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody. - Thomas Paine

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

Man can make great strides scientifically and technologically without advancing an inch spiritually, morally or ethically. - Tony Cooke

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner


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