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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com