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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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