QuotaBillsVice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough
All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz