QuotaBillsIn a pig's dye - Archie Bunker
Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown
In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain
That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough
All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com