Auto Repair Pricing
Engine noises of the soon-to-be-bankrupt car owner
Auto repair tip: where not to go for auto body work
QuotaBillsAfford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown
The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill
Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert
Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan
Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude
When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb
Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith
The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar
Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut
The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard
It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright