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I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. - Franklin Jones

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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