Auto Repair Pricing

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan