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Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. - Franklin Jones

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com