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One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Counsel: Advice with a price tag - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

The price of progress is trouble. - Charles F Kettering

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Inflation Index: A rise in the price of playing cards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett


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