Auto Repair Pricing

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright