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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The price of progress is trouble. - Charles F Kettering

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

I value all things only by the price they shall gain in eternity. - John Wesley

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. - Franklin Jones

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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