QuotaBillsTravel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux
Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon
He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb
Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine
To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley
The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain
Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway
When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes
Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde
There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog
No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang
For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson
To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide
Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen
Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll
The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton
As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell