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Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain
Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine
Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley
The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton
I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti
Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway
When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift
How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles
People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde
There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry
For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard
Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO
Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin
The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton
As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell