Unique gifts and products for people who like to cook, eat and entertain Down Under... Howard's favourite song: 'Bacon in the morning, bacon in the noon time, bacon at supper time!'
QuotaBillsIn LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen
Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans
Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens
I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell
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Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough
The beef is so undercooked it's starting to eat the salad. - Gordon Ramsay
Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm
Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown
Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill
I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown
The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown
Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor