Aussie Road Safety

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper