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Aussie Road Safety

Do you drive like a w'Anchor?

Aussie Road Safety thanks to Roy Turkington

Australian country roads need safer drivers (at least from Adelaide to Grampians)

Aussie Road Safety thanks to Roy Turkington

Aussie Road Safety thanks to Roy Turkington

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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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