Aussie Road Safety

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.