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Aussie Road Safety

Do you drive like a w'Anchor?

Aussie Road Safety thanks to Roy Turkington

Australian country roads need safer drivers (at least from Adelaide to Grampians)

Aussie Road Safety thanks to Roy Turkington

Aussie Road Safety thanks to Roy Turkington

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Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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