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Arab Barking Lot

Parking lot sign in Israel's West Bank

Arab Barking Lot thanks to Roy Turkington

Arabs in Samaria can't say 'P'

During the Arab-Israeli Six-Day War (June 1967) the Israeli army created a unique Password to identify whether people at border crossings were Israeli or Arab citizens: the Password was “POPEYE”: Arabs who couldn’t pronounce the letter “P” pronounced the Password as “BOBEYE” and that’s what the Israeli soldiers would do - they’d say “BYE-BYE” to them!

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Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong. - Winston Churchill

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Religions cannot change you. If you are angry, you will become an angry Muslim or Hindu. If you are righteous, you will become a righteous Christian or Jew. - Gary Zukav

We cannot be at peace with others because we are not at peace with ourselves, and we cannot be at peace with ourselves because we are not at peace with God. - Thomas Merton

I desired to become a Christian, and prayed earnestly for the forgiveness of my sins. I felt a peace of mind resulting, and loved every one, feeling desirous that all should have their sins forgiven, and love Jesus as I did. - Ellen G White

Peace does not dwell in outward things, but within the soul; we may preserve it in the midst of the bitterest pain, if our will remains firm and submissive. Peace in this life springs from acquiescence to, not in an exemption from, suffering. - Francois de Fenelon

We will stand up for our friends in the world. And one of the most important friends is the State of Israel. My administration will be steadfast in support Israel against terrorism and violence, and in seeking the peace for which all Israelis pray. - George W. Bush

If you are an Arabic-speaking, Greek-Orthodox going to a French school it makes you deeply sceptical if you have to listen to three different accounts of the Crusades - one from the Muslim side, one from the Greek side and one from the Catholic side. - Nassim Nicholas Taleb

There is no more effective way to radicalize American Muslim youth than for political leaders to make public displays of prejudice against all Muslims. Suspicion will undermine their sense of identification with America and alienate some from both the culture and from politics. - Miroslav Volf


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