QuotaBillsDead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller
With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. - Thomas Jefferson
Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets. - Napoleon Bonaparte
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker
Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld
If Moses had been paid newspaper rates for the Ten Commandments, he might have written the Two Thousand Commandments. - Isaac B. Singer
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal
The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen
Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu
Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland