QuotaBillsDr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you
known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid