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Anthropomorphic Nouns

Explaining things that come out of Washington

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

We're all familiar with a Herd of Cows

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Flock of Chickens

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a School of Fish

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Gaggle of Geese

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Pride of Lions

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Murder of Crows

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

an Exaltation of Doves

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Parliament of Owls

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Now consider a group of Baboons

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not... a Congress! a Congress of Baboons

That pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington

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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Daniel: The founder of the Lions Club - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

The crow that mimics a cormorant gets drowned. - Japanese Proverb

Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

When I lived in Delhi, I used to visit the Lodhi Gardens and feed the pigeons, crows, and ducks there. - Sangram Singh

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne


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