Anthropomorphic Nouns

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault