Anthropomorphic Nouns

I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.