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Anthropomorphic Nouns

Explaining things that come out of Washington

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

We're all familiar with a Herd of Cows

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Flock of Chickens

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a School of Fish

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Gaggle of Geese

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Pride of Lions

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a Murder of Crows

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an Exaltation of Doves

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Parliament of Owls

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Now consider a group of Baboons

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not... a Congress! a Congress of Baboons

That pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington
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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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