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Anthropomorphic Nouns

Explaining things that come out of Washington

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

We're all familiar with a Herd of Cows

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Flock of Chickens

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a School of Fish

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Gaggle of Geese

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Pride of Lions

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a Murder of Crows

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an Exaltation of Doves

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Parliament of Owls

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Now consider a group of Baboons

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not... a Congress! a Congress of Baboons

That pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington
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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


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