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Anthropomorphic Nouns
Explaining things that come out of Washington
We're all familiar with a Herd of Cows
a Flock of Chickens
a School of Fish
a Gaggle of Geese
a Pride of Lions
a Murder of Crows
an Exaltation of Doves
a Parliament of Owls
Now consider a group of Baboons
Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not... a Congress! a Congress of Baboons
That pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington
Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Daniel: The founder of the Lions Club - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin
You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
The crow that mimics a cormorant gets drowned. - Japanese Proverb
Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown
Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb
Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb
A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy
A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker
Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
When I lived in Delhi, I used to visit the Lodhi Gardens and feed the pigeons, crows, and ducks there. - Sangram Singh
I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee
The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
Daniel: The founder of the Lions Club - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin
You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
The crow that mimics a cormorant gets drowned. - Japanese Proverb
Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown
Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb
Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb
A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy
A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker
Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
When I lived in Delhi, I used to visit the Lodhi Gardens and feed the pigeons, crows, and ducks there. - Sangram Singh
I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee
The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
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