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Anthropomorphic Nouns

Explaining things that come out of Washington

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

We're all familiar with a Herd of Cows

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Flock of Chickens

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a School of Fish

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a Gaggle of Geese

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a Pride of Lions

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a Murder of Crows

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an Exaltation of Doves

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a Parliament of Owls

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Now consider a group of Baboons

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not... a Congress! a Congress of Baboons

That pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington
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Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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