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Anthropomorphic Nouns

Explaining things that come out of Washington

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

We're all familiar with a Herd of Cows

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Flock of Chickens

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a School of Fish

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Gaggle of Geese

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a Pride of Lions

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a Murder of Crows

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an Exaltation of Doves

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a Parliament of Owls

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Now consider a group of Baboons

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not... a Congress! a Congress of Baboons

That pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington

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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Daniel: The founder of the Lions Club - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

If you're successful, don't crow. If you're defeated, don't croak. - Samuel Chadwick

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne


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