Anthropomorphic Nouns

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

The crow that mimics a cormorant gets drowned. - Japanese Proverb

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.