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Anthropomorphic Nouns

Explaining things that come out of Washington

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

We're all familiar with a Herd of Cows

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Flock of Chickens

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a School of Fish

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Gaggle of Geese

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Pride of Lions

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a Murder of Crows

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an Exaltation of Doves

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a Parliament of Owls

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Now consider a group of Baboons

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not... a Congress! a Congress of Baboons

That pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

The crow that mimics a cormorant gets drowned. - Japanese Proverb

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


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