Anthropomorphic Nouns

Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx