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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping. - Latin Proverb

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones. - John Maynard Keynes

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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