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Angry Birds

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Angry Birds thanks to Keith Blake

Some scenery is for the birds

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Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Just try to be angry with someone who fed you something delicious. - Carmen Cook

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy


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