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Angry Birds

Finger gesture from bird swarm

Angry Birds thanks to Keith Blake

Some scenery is for the birds

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Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You cannot be angry when alone. - Osho

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Thomas Paine

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. - Benjamin Franklin

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Impeccable: 1. Having immunity to woodpeckers; 2. Hidden from birds. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can. - Unknown

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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