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Angry Birds

Finger gesture from bird swarm

Angry Birds thanks to Keith Blake

Some scenery is for the birds

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You cannot be angry when alone. - Osho

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just try to be angry with someone who fed you something delicious. - Carmen Cook

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger. - Buddha

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can. - Unknown

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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