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Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You cannot be angry when alone. - Osho

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

I don't like seeing people angry. - Malcolm Muggeridge

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Thomas Paine

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Just try to be angry with someone who fed you something delicious. - Carmen Cook

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover


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