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Anger Release Machine

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Anger Release Machine thanks to Keith Blake

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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

I don't like seeing people angry. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Just try to be angry with someone who fed you something delicious. - Carmen Cook

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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