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Anger Release Machine

Modeled after Greek celebrations to express happiness

Anger Release Machine thanks to Keith Blake

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. - Marcus Aurelius

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can. - Unknown

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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