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Anger Release Machine

Modeled after Greek celebrations to express happiness

Anger Release Machine thanks to Keith Blake

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Anger punishes itself. - English Proverb

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Just try to be angry with someone who fed you something delicious. - Carmen Cook

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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