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Anger Release Machine

Modeled after Greek celebrations to express happiness

Anger Release Machine thanks to Keith Blake

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Anger punishes itself. - English Proverb

Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Anger ventilated often hurries towards forgiveness; anger concealed often hardens into revenge. - E G Bulwer-Lytton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present. - Barbara de Angelis

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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