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Angel Angles

Putting the right slant on acute and obtuse angles

Angel Angles thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Might be a math teacher, but not an English teacher

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Not angles, but angels. - Pope Gregory I

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting. - Jennifer Harrison

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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