Ancient Thing Store
English shopper alert at an Asian antique store
Something for everyone
QuotaBillsMy store is open to all. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar - Archie Bunker
Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs. - Archie Bunker
We can never tell what is in store for us. - Harry S Truman
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible
With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard
I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. - Steven Wright
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard
All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten
The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
It's possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. - Alec Bourne
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. - Steven Wright
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown
They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden
A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown
If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright