Ancient Thing Store

My store is open to all. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs. - Archie Bunker

We can never tell what is in store for us. - Harry S Truman

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Intelligence is not the ability to store information, but to know where to find it. - Albert Einstein

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright