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Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar - Archie Bunker

We can never tell what is in store for us. - Harry S Truman

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. - Ovid

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. - Steven Wright

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

It's possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. - Alec Bourne

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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