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Ancient Thing Store

English shopper alert at an Asian antique store

Ancient Thing Store thanks to Roy Turkington

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My store is open to all. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. - Steven Wright

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

It's possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. - Alec Bourne

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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