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An Apple A Day

A restaurant's hard nutrition facts

An Apple A Day thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

If you don't throw it, they can't hit it. - Lefty Gomez

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

You don't paddle against the current, you paddle with it. And if you get good at it, you throw away the oars. - Kris Kristofferson

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg


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