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Good words to live by

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Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

The absence of desire can be fatal. - Unknown

To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Patience has its limits. Take it too far and it's cowardice. - George Jackson

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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