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Good words to live by

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. - Nancy D Solomon

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting. - Joyce Meyer

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

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