#1 humor site on the 'net

Always Give Your Best

Inspiring signs of a personal coach

Always Give Your Best thanks to Barry Leinbach

Good words to live by

QuotaBills
Surfers have the most attitude. - Shaun White

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. - Nancy D Solomon

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Most churches don't have a theology problem; they have a passion problem. - Gerald Brooks

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin - but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what. - Harper Lee

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


Temple Car

Closing Time

Wine Glass Lanyard

Awning Truck Advertising

Plugged In

Org Chart - Simplified Version

Extreme Value

Instant Acrophobia

How To Hire Engineers

Business School Basics

Waterwheel Rotisserie

Elephant Bus

Promote Yourself

Time Machine

Redneck Engagement Ring

Forever Clean Toilet

Edible Clock

Up-Set & Hungry Trucks

Bear Pinata

Swim Vacation

What Are Your Skills?

Portable Barber Shop

Snail Trail

Anger Release Machine