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Good words to live by

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Sweat saves blood. - Erwin Rommel

Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. - e e cummings

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder


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