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Good words to live by

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Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. - Kin Hubbard

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence. - Thomas S Szasz

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

Patience has its limits. Take it too far and it's cowardice. - George Jackson

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Most churches don't have a theology problem; they have a passion problem. - Gerald Brooks

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next. - Mignon McLaughlin

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

The essential dilemma of my life is between my deep desire to belong and my suspicion of belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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