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Good words to live by

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Surfers have the most attitude. - Shaun White

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Have patience and endure: this unhappiness will one day be beneficial. - Ovid

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

It is better to aim at perfection and miss it than to aim at imperfection and hit it. - Thomas Watson

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

My desire was not to pass any island without taking possession, so that, one having been taken, the same may be said of all. - Christopher Columbus

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale


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