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Good words to live by

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Practice is a means of inviting the perfection desired. - Martha Graham

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. - Billy Graham

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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