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Always Full Glass

Is your glass half full or half empty?

Always Full Glass thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you feeling optimistic or pessimistic?

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Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

The mind has its own logic but does not often let others in on it. - Bernard Devoto

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic. - David Russell

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Story is the vehicle we use to make sense of our lives in a world that often defies logic. - Jim Trelease

The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational. - A.N. Wilson

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

I was never going to be a rocket scientist. But I found the field that I was blessed to be able to do, and I just put my whole effort into that. - Sonny B Williams

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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