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Always Full Glass

Is your glass half full or half empty?

Always Full Glass thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you feeling optimistic or pessimistic?

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College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic. - David Russell

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble. - Angelina Jolie

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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