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Always Full Glass

Is your glass half full or half empty?

Always Full Glass thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you feeling optimistic or pessimistic?

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Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Logic works, metaphysics contemplates. - Joseph Joubert

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic. - David Russell

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational. - A.N. Wilson

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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