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Always Full Glass

Is your glass half full or half empty?

Always Full Glass thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you feeling optimistic or pessimistic?

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College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Story is the vehicle we use to make sense of our lives in a world that often defies logic. - Jim Trelease

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy. - Bill Murray

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I was never going to be a rocket scientist. But I found the field that I was blessed to be able to do, and I just put my whole effort into that. - Sonny B Williams

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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