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Always Full Glass

Is your glass half full or half empty?

Always Full Glass thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you feeling optimistic or pessimistic?

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Logic works, metaphysics contemplates. - Joseph Joubert

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

Story is the vehicle we use to make sense of our lives in a world that often defies logic. - Jim Trelease

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational. - A.N. Wilson

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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