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Always Full Glass

Is your glass half full or half empty?

Always Full Glass thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you feeling optimistic or pessimistic?

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Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The mind has its own logic but does not often let others in on it. - Bernard Devoto

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Story is the vehicle we use to make sense of our lives in a world that often defies logic. - Jim Trelease

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational. - A.N. Wilson

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true. - Leonard Nimoy

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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