Always Full Glass

Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

Pure logic is the ruin of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown