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Always Full Glass

Is your glass half full or half empty?

Always Full Glass thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you feeling optimistic or pessimistic?

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Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic. - David Russell

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble. - Angelina Jolie

Story is the vehicle we use to make sense of our lives in a world that often defies logic. - Jim Trelease

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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