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Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - Joe-kster

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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