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Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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