#1 humor site on the 'net

Almost Made In China

Clothing imported without the spell checker

Almost Made In China thanks to Barry McCartney

Clothes labels from unknown countries

QuotaBills
Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - Joe-kster

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick


Soldier Salute

You Turn

Australia 101 For Tourists

Horse Wood Sculpture

Changing Priorities Ahead

Fishing With Moses

Expired Marriage

Goose Walkers

Minion HotHead

Christopher Walken

Greek Financial Path

Miss Afghanistan Finalists

Fawn Of You

Swimming in the Dead Sea

Redneck Beer Stacker

Hot Summer Days

mIndians

Mouthful Of Information

Happy Face Sandwich

Senior Eye Exam

Chubby Free

Pirrows

Young Rock Star

'Pier' Pressure