Almost Made In China

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden