#1 humor site on the 'net

Almost Made In China

Clothing imported without the spell checker

Almost Made In China thanks to Barry McCartney

Clothes labels from unknown countries

QuotaBills
The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


Pre Tsunami

Olive Weather Forecast

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Flood Float

Mud Pie

Double Your Vision

Piano Ring

Extra Safe Lock

Believe In Yourself

Kid Search

UFO Cloud

Indecisive Shopper

Bar Code Casualty

Only In Texas

Eastern Screech Owl

International Sign of Marriage

Soccer Watch

Science Project Turmoil

Parking Forever

I've Got Time

Red Wine Diet

Nice Try, Mom

Flight of the Ladybug

Time To Retire