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Almost Made In China

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Almost Made In China thanks to Barry McCartney

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Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The company without a strategy is willing to try anything. - Michael Porter

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. - Marcel Proust

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


Perception

Jeopardy Measuring Cup

All We Have To Do Is Stand Up

Vacuum Extender

BrownEes

Chinese Puzzle Car

Always Give 100% At Work

Ancient Politician

My Toaster Is Broken

Shining Stars

Tunnel Face

The Bugs Are Bad This Year

Dog Spa

Ostrich Imprint

Local Crabs

World's First Hard Hat

Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up

LippoPotumus

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton