Almost Made In China

Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge