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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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