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Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. - Marcel Proust

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - Joe-kster

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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