Alligator Sweater

As I get older, I just prefer to knit. - Tracey Ullman

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I will resist the urge to underestimate the complexity of knitting. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either. - Elizabeth Zimmermann

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy