QuotaBillsMathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown
Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz
Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown
Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen
For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay
Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown
I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown