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Algebra Relationship

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Algebra Relationship thanks to Barry McCartney

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Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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