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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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