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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus


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