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Aging Mermaid

The Mermaid who wanted to be a Mummy

Aging Mermaid thanks to Mike King

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Legendary evidence of an elderly aquatic creature with the upper body of a female human and the tail of a fish. Mermaids appear in the folklore of many cultures worldwide.

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Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

'The Little Mermaid' changed my life. - Jodi Benson

Clark Gable was the first to have called me a mermaid. - Esther Williams

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Poetry is not only dream and vision; it is the skeleton architecture of our lives. It lays the foundations for a future of change, a bridge across our fears of what has never been before. - Audre Lorde

Plot is what happens in your story. Every story needs structure, just as every body needs a skeleton. It is how you 'flesh out and clothe' your structure that makes each story unique. - Caroline Lawrence


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