QuotaBillsCuriosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
In giving advice I advise you, be short. - Horace
The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon
I always advise people never to give advice. - P G Wodehouse
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
Don't give advice unless you're asked. - Amy Alcott
Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe
Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin
Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal. - Charles E McKenzie
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown
A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
The patient has the right to accept your advice or to ignore it. - Martin H. Fischer
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice. - Joseph Addison
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw
Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)
My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown
People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice. - Unknown
The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman
My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary
"Quit now, you'll never make it." If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there. - David Zucker
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart
Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling
Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen